Rider/​Horse - Matted

What start­ed out as a duo front­ed by Corey Plumb of Spray Paint fame has now grown in­to a ful­ly fledged band line­up and ac­cord­ing­ly, this new LP marks a fur­ther step to­wards a more airy and or­gan­ic sound aes­thet­ic for the group, which at this point al­so sounds the most rem­i­nis­cent so far of his pre­vi­ous Spray Paint work, es­pe­cial­ly of their lat­er, heav­i­ly elec­tron­ic-lean­ing phase. That said, this is far from be­ing a lazy re­tread of times past, as his trade­mark dis­so­nant gui­tar work on here blends in a unique­ly nat­ur­al way with a pletho­ra of pul­sat­ing sound both or­gan­ic and elec­tron­ic, which on one hand have a dis­tinct­ly in­dus­tri­al feel to them while quite para­dox­i­cal­ly re­tain­ing a sur­pris­ing­ly play­ful and warm qual­i­ty through­out.

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Gay Cum Daddies - Parrots Realm

Even in the face of pret­ty much any­thing that loose col­lec­tive of mu­si­cians gath­ered around the New York la­bel De­co­her­ence Records has done so far, Gay Cum Dad­dies still stuck out as one of its most baf­fling agents of chaos and mis­chief. In a way, their newest LP is al­most what you'd ex­pect of this group at this point, an un­wieldy bas­tard made of aton­al and chaot­ic, no-wave-ish noise that, de­spite all the clut­ter and ca­coph­o­ny, nev­er seems ran­dom. More than ever be­fore, i get a sense of this group be­ing to­tal­ly in con­trol of their craft at all times, their nerve-rack­ing jams nev­er leav­ing a trace of doubt that these dudes do in­deed have a mas­ter plan. A weird, con­vo­lut­ed and dis­joint­ed one for sure, but a plan nonethe­less. Once you've re-wired your brain to al­most make sense of it, it feels like the most trans­gres­sive and shock­ing thing ever when Rib­bon­ing Boul­der Hands Over Da­ta ac­tu­al­ly has a dis­cernible 4/​4 beat play­ing for, like, a whole 30 sec­onds.

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Brandon Monkey Fingers - Brandon Monkey Fingers

Bran­don Mon­key Fin­gers of St. John's, Cana­da feel kin­da out of place in this day and age and y'all know i'm a suck­er for that kind of shit. Their de­but al­bum cov­ers a son­ic range some­where in­be­tween old­school fuzz punk, '80s and '90s (pro­to-) grunge and in­die rock sea­soned with just a hint of sludge-y Am­phet­a­mine Rep­tile-style noise rock flour­ish­es. Among the old guard, you might con­sid­er U-Men and ear­ly Mud­honey among their spir­i­tu­al an­ces­tors or the rougher ends of the Se­badoh son­ic spec­trum. Of more re­cent ocur­rences, i'd name Dog Date and Hell­co as pos­si­ble ref­er­ences as well as ear­ly Pale An­gels or a less melod­ic Cal­i­for­nia X. Darth Vader's Bon­er car­ries a sim­i­lar vibe of garage-in­fused noise rock to The Cow­boy and Flat Worms. H.M.P. sounds a bit as if con­tem­po­rary noise rock­ers like Metz, John (timest­wo), Greys or Van­gas got im­bued with heavy over­tones of Angst-es­que psych folk while Nor­bit has quite some Di­nosaur Jr. and Cloud Noth­ings en­er­gy un­der the hood on its way to a '90s Weez­er-es­que melod­ic con­clu­sion.

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Work Stress - Sever

In­cred­i­ble full length de­but by this St. Pe­ters­burg, Flori­da group that kin­da plays out like a com­pre­hen­sive roundup of pret­ty much any­thing that re­fused to fit in­to any of the neat cat­e­gories of eight­ies to ear­ly nineties hard- and post­core. So much great shit echoed here, from the more left-field seg­ment of the ear­ly '80s scene… think like, Min­ute­men, Sac­cha­rine Trust, Cru­ci­fucks, Re­al­ly Red, Dicks and Flip­per, al­so span­ning the clas­sic eras of both '80s (Gray Mat­ter, Em­brace, Rites Of Spring, One Last Wish) and '90s Dischord-re­lat­ed sounds (Crown­hate Ru­in, most of all…), al­so tak­ing some cues from the Touch & Go camp (say, Rape­man, Scratch Acid, ear­ly Shel­lac) and last but not least, freely plun­der­ing the lega­cy of Dri­ve Like Je­hu. And that's just bare­ly scratch­ing the sur­face here. In the cur­rent land­scape, i'd say groups like De­odor­ant, Op­tic Nerve, Big Bop­per and Straw Man Army are of a sim­i­lar spir­it. All the while, Work Stress are con­sid­er­ably di­al­ing up the un­pre­dictabil­i­ty and ap­par­ent ran­dom­ness even com­pared with most of the men­tioned acts (though ac­tu­al­ly i think they're act­ing quite de­lib­er­ate­ly here), a trait that pays off spec­tac­u­lar­ly in songs like Build­ing From Ab­ject Fail­ure, in which dis­so­nant, slow-crawl stac­cat­to rhythms al­ter­nate with un­ex­pect­ed­ly catchy punk hooks.

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Machiavellian Art - Population Control

This Wal­sall, UK group comes at us with an in­ten­tion­al­ly over­pow­er­ing, un­com­pro­mis­ing and max­i­mal­ly nasty clump of dis­so­nant, kin­da mo­not­o­nous noise bridg­ing the gap be­tween on­ly the most con­fronta­tive fringes of post punk, noise rock and post­core. In­ter­est­ing­ly, al­most all of the com­par­isons i can come up with right now al­ready date a few years back, re­mind­ing me of how much of an un­ex­pect­ed­ly fer­tile decade the 2010s were for un­wieldy noise rock fare, a genre i strug­gle to find much ex­cite­ment in, look­ing at the cur­rent land­scape. This record takes me right back there, to the genre's sec­ond gold­en era of groups such as ear­ly Metz, USA Nails, Keep­ers, Over­time, Death Pan­els, Greys, Van­gas, Tu­nic or John (timest­wo). Well, at least a cou­ple of these are still around. Then again, the thick veil of con­stant, dis­so­nant blown-out noise tex­ture these songs stay cloaked in at all times, some­what re­minds me of the short-lived US post punk sen­sa­tion Dash­er, while the ca­coph­o­nous sax­o­phone parts call to mind Near­ly Dead and the kin­da ob­scure aus­tralian 1980s post punk act Fun­gus Brains or, when­ev­er they add some melod­ic over­tones like in Crime, i can even sense a bit of aus­tralian post punk /​ pro­to-noise rock pow­er­house X.

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Girls In Synthesis - Sublimation

I was ac­tu­al­ly ex­pect­ing that, at this point, i'd be through with these vet­er­ans of the cur­rent UK post punk scene as i thought their kin­da ster­ile, syn­thet­ic (hah!) and over­pro­duced sound­ing 2022 al­bum and oth­er bits and pieces re­leased since then car­ried all the hall­marks of a group im­mi­nent­ly to be swal­lowed whole by their own am­bi­tions, like so many oth­er UK groups who've at some point start­ed bit­ing off way more than they could chew. As it turns out though, Girls In Syn­the­sis have plen­ty of chew­ing pow­er to spare and their newest LP is a fuck­ing ex­cel­lent piece of dark, at­mos­pher­ic, smart and epic post punk equi­lib­ri­um. From the very first note of the Wire-es­que al­bum open­er Lights Out to the mo­not­o­ne clos­ing track A Damn­ing Les­son, these songs are boil­ing down this group's unique qual­i­ties to their very essence like nev­er be­fore while com­ing up with a good deal of va­ri­ety and neat ideas along the way to keep things en­gag­ing and thrilling all the way through.

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Hevrat Ha'Hashmal - Banu La'avod

Fol­low­ing a quite stun­ning de­but EP last year, this is­raeli group just keeps up the en­er­gy lev­el of their very own brand of ex­quis­ite struc­tured chaos on their first full length record. This is yet an­oth­er un­mit­i­gat­ed, noisy kick in the balls be­ing per­formed somwhere in­be­tween the rough specs of noise rock, post punk, hard- and post­core, bear­ing some very slight sim­i­lar­i­ty to groups such as Cutie, Big Bop­per, Brandy, ear­ly Pat­ti… add to that a gen­er­ous help­ing of Big Black on top!

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Puss - Anger Protocol

These New York­ers' lat­est LP is ba­si­cal­ly just an ex­pand­ed ver­sion of their 2021 EP Tri­an­gu­la­tion by way of Stran­gu­la­tion, though i'm gonna say the ad­di­tion of the four open­ing tracks el­e­vates the whole thing to an­oth­er lev­el al­to­geth­er, coun­ter­bal­anc­ing the kin­da rigid, some­what more late-eight­ies noise rock-lean­ing tracks of said EP with a fresh in­fu­sion of chaos that re­al­ly seals the deal here, quite ob­vi­ous­ly tak­ing cues from lo­cal no wave his­to­ry - both the un­struc­tured noisy kind and the funky James Chance-isms - as well as a bunch of oth­er ear­ly eight­ies pro­to noise rock acts á la Flip­per, Prim­i­tive Cal­cu­la­tors and, most of all, No Trend.

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Dog Date - Zinger

This New York group is kind of a cu­ri­ous, zeit­geist-de­fy­ing beast in this day and age, wear­ing their fond­ness of late eight­ies to ear­ly nineties punk, grunge and in­die rock on their sleeves with the open­ing track even be­ing ti­tled Nir­vana, al­though i'd rather liken them to ear­ly Mud­honey and the noisy, ear­ly in­car­na­tion of The Pix­ies, maybe a hint of U-Men, Scratch Acid and Dri­ve Like Je­hu aswell. So ba­si­cal­ly, they're the kind of group that would've got­ten var­i­ous Pitch­fork writ­ers wet a decade-and-a-half ago, when the height of the first '90s nos­tal­gia wave hit. These days though, they're kind of an ob­scure odd­i­ty and that makes this record all the more en­dear­ing to me.

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OSBO - OSBO

This Syd­ney group brings a lot of lo­cal bag­gage to the ta­ble with its mem­bers hav­ing been, among oth­er things, in groups such as Bed Wet­tin' Bad Boys, Roy­al Headache, Tim and the Boys and Mun­do Prim­i­ti­vo. But hon­est­ly, they don't sound one bit like any of these groups. Rather, their ra­bid mix­ture of post- and hard­core re­minds me a quite a bit of At­lanta wreck­ing crews Nag and Preda­tor as well as oth­er US groups like ear­ly In­sti­tute, Acrylics, Tube Al­loys, Pyrex, Cork­er and Crim­i­nal Code or, al­ter­nate­ly, Sydney's very own Ar­se and Xilch. Add to that some ul­tra-raw pro­to-noise rock edge á la Flip­per or No Trend and you're rough­ly in the right ball­park. The un­hinged bark of the singer, how­ev­er, re­minds me a lot of UK group Akne.

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