Party Dozen – Mad Rooter
Mad Rooter / Ghost Rider releases November 19th via Grupo.
Mad Rooter / Ghost Rider releases November 19th via Grupo.
Pale Horses releases November 11th via Mangel Records.
Stanzini Can Be Allright releases November 21st via Wild Honey Records.
Faux Fur releases November 3rd via Helta Skelta Records.

These australians' 2023 mini-LP was tons of weird-ass dungeon- and fantasy-themed fun already and their newest longplayer has an even stronger batch of headsplitting tunes made up of elements of garage-, synth- and post punk that right out of the gate delights with a distinct flavor of vintage Useless Eaters and Ausmuteants action in the opening track Pillager, complemented with a note of psych-/acid Punk á la Pow! in Moneyman while Big Hat - one of two holdovers first heard on their 2021 Mammon Machine EP - has a bit of a Strange Attractor vibe and Dopaminer may easily fool you into thinking it's an exceptionally strong Why Bother? tune. Further, i can imagine friends of the likes of slightly more dungeon-flavored like Curta'n Wall or Oslo's own eggpunks Molbo getting a kick outta this shit.
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This is a great week to channel your inner basic punk bitch as at least three out of the four records i'm posting today aren't exactly gonna win any awards for innovation and originality but make up for it by sheer competence in songwriting and determined sledgehammer performances. And so does this new Citric Dummies Record (which is exactly as much a split record as Zen and the Arcade of Beating Your Ass was a Hüsker Dü record and Die Nasty had any Rikk Agnew on it), which pretty much perfects the group's formula combining lots of Dead Boys energy with some Rocket From The Tombs and Death-informed proto punk flourishes, some pre-Rollins Black Flag- and Bad Brains-ish early hardcore punk to a highly flammable concoction that, despite inspiring all that retro name dropping, manages to feel weirdly contemporary.
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Fuck yeah it's yet another Imploders record free of big surprises but also free of disappointments. As before they seem to lean entirely on oldschool hardcore bits and tropes, none of which wouldn't have existed already by 1983 at the very latest. The shit just works 'cos the Toronto group knows one or two things about robustly constructing a catchy tune and hammering it home in a powerful precision attack.
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As with their previous two-and-a-half EPs, Denver, Colorado group Glueman ain't fucking around here, sticking to their basics in the form of no-frills straightforward and noisy garage punk that never fails to hit the nail right on the head with this bunch of new tunes which are gonna have admirers of shit á la Buck Biloxi, Sick Thoughts, The Dirts or Bart and the Brats approvingly bobbing along once again.
Album-Stream →Shitheel releases December 5th via Chaputa Records.
Flaschenträger releases November 14th via Feel It Records.
Comply Or Die releases October 24th via Mendeku Diskak

Oh wow, everybody look at that shiny big number! Guess this one better not suck then. I very much do suck though, in particular when it comes to celebrations. Remember this blog's 10 year anniversary? Of course you don't 'cos i totally slept through it in 2023. So now 12XU is one hundred mixtapes old and true to form i'll mark that occasion in the smallest way possible (don't expect anything extravagant 'cos i'm still sleepy old me after all) by picking the neatest used blank tape i can find from my clutter boxes to finally find out what all the fuss was about with those fabled expensive superferrics. Turns out it was mainly about them packing quite the explosive punch and sounding pretty freakin' great all around to an extent that makes me forget anything i thought i knew about the humble type 1. Worth paying extra for it back in the day? You decide!
Cool Guy Club Rocking (Undercover)
Screen Star Cop City
Sonic Youth Of Today Vacaciones Por El Adriático
Thyroids King Of Rock And Roll
Gnats Generator
Sistema De Entretenimiento Basura Espacial
Snarewaves Wretched Lil Mf
Cluttered Grotto Flea Bites
Scrawlers Slopworld (And I'm Livin' In It)
Jacket Burner Don’t Wanna Know
Bart and the Brats Lab Rat
Smashing Time Mental Oppression
Daruk Patkánycsapda
No Lines G.R.S.G
Luxury Apartments Troubling Time
Sweet Fantasy Wife Material
JJ and the A’s Fool's Gold
Silo Kids Silo Kids
Lowballer Volvo 240 Wagon
Total Con Kill The Rat
Save Our Children Ragged Company
Maced Fuck The World
NOHZ DPDR
Jailbird O.T.D.
Stunted Youth New Sensations
Stabber Repeat Offender
Tape Prns
G.A.Z.E Fighting Mind
eX-Tradition Adipocere / Obsidian Silence
Favoured State I'll Finish It
Applejuice Lovestreamz
Outside View Expectations
Why Bother? Indoctrination
Butter Swamp Poltergeist
Bee Bee Sea Keep It Cool
Technopolice People
Power Pants Rockin' In The Streets
High Heels Help Me Find The Graves
Choque Pensamientos Suicidas
Snooper Come Together
Loitering Trash
EZ8 Right Behind You
Heather the Jerk Lie Detector
Future Fix Important To Me
Split System Pull The Trigger
Night Talkers Out Into The Night
Sex Mex Dragging Me Around
Durs Cœurs L'épée De Damoclès
Fuller The Nix

Nothing less than a plausible contender for hardcore record of the year comes to us from the Milwaukee label Unlawful Assembly, a brand spanking new split LP by two Austin, Texas groups who've both previously made some waves already with excellent debut tapes on the local label Sound Grotesca in 2021 and '22 respectively. Both groups operating on the rougher end of the hardcore punk spectrum, they certainly don't invent anything new here but rather, they charge up tried and tested ingredients of noisy oldschool hardcore with a sense of danger and unpredictability rarely heard in their particular niches. Right out of the gate, Save Our Children's tunes strike me as wildly more more elaborate and inventive and in a whole different league compared to the bulk of variably oldschool thrash-infused hardcore groups, the grim overall sound aesthetics unable to fully distract from a pervasive sense of musical adventure and playfulness. And if you thought all that was already going way above and beyond your average hardcore punk offering, wait till you get to hear those Stunted Youth tracks, which exchange the slightly metallic flavor with a more garage-y feel and a lot of subtle melodic flourishes to their underlying tunes, coupled with some world-class hyperactive shredding and tons of unexpected catchyness in their breakneck speed attacks. This is the perfect storm of both creative and primal energies i'd wish to see unleashed more regularly in a genre that all too often seems content with just replicating the most basic, established tropes ad nauseam.
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