Greg Wheeler and the Poly Mall Cops – Slimephone Surveillance

The Des Moines, Iowa group already have an EP and a pretty neat first LP under their belt but i don’t remember them ever ripping as hard as they do now on their sophomore album, sporting a sound that in parts feels pleasantly antiquated at this point, kinda as it these guys got stuck in a time loop around the mid-aughts to early ‘2010s garage punk era and they have the bottomless well of catchy-ass tunes and explosive performances to make that shit stick.

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Liquid Cross – Don’t Think

Right away the debut EP of this group based in Eugene, Oregon radiates a vibe reminding me of a number of short-lived noisy and melodic punk groups from the early 2010s like Milk Music, Fins and Dharma Dogs as well as the fairly recent bands Jolana Star and Psychic Dogs who seem determined to revive that timeless sound of borderline post punk-ish catchy punk tunes paying tribute to the eighties Homestead, SST Records and Touch & Go eras. So now you can add Liquid Cross to that list but also, there’s a notable hint of early-days Protomartyr present here, most notably their second and third LPs, in no small part due to the singer’s voice channeling a weary and melancholic quality quite similar to Protomartyr’s Joe Casey.

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Gold Cup – The Piss Has Been Taken

Manchester’s Gold Cup have already accumulated a number of notable EPs over the past couple years but in my book they really struck yellow for the first time with their newest golden shower of hits that is their fourth EP, walliowing in a sleazed-up hard-rockin’ garage punk sound that seems to channel kind of a Golden Pelicans energy while in tunes like opener Zero Percent and closing tune King Crab, they refine the formula with faint echoes of oldschool AmRep-Style noise rock and a subtle hint of 90s postcore. Stuck On Repeat on the other hand is a catchy-as-hell borderline powerpop-ish tune of the highest caliber and The Piss Has Been Taken reminds me of another quite yellow jet of a band, Australia’s own Pist Idiots.

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No Time – Comply Or Die // Gare Du Nord – Appels De Phares

Awesome new shit from Basque Country-based label Mendeku Diskak. First off there’s a new EP of Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania group Iron Breed on which they serve four delicious treats of catchy garage-flavored Oi! shit with an oldschool strummy power pop-ish quality to boot. The debut EP of Gare Du Nord, a group of somewhat nebulous international origin then feels a bit like the more rough and old-fashioned flipside to that same thing as they churn out no-frills catchy tunes with both a distinct ’77 and eighties europunk flavor, kinda as if the current breed of french and belgian garage/oi!/post punk groups went all-in on their original inspiration.

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Sprgrs – Poligono Industrial

For the last three years or so, Sprgrs of Granada, Spain have been an ever-present mainstay at the upper-mid tier of contemporary eggpunk groups and while they seem seem perfectly content with that status, reproducing the genre’s basic ingredients with workmanlike consistency, it should also have become abundantly clear that these dudes came to stay and ain’t going anywhere anytime soon. I’m fine with that, as there’s still pleny of fun to be had with their music even if the day may never come on which they finally transcend the genre’s self-imposed limitations. It’s a very burger-and-fries type of record and sometimes you’re just craving for ecactly that kind of musical junk food..

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Turbogoblin RX – Turbogoblin RX & The Letters From The Underworld

These australians’ 2023 mini-LP was tons of weird-ass dungeon- and fantasy-themed fun already and their newest longplayer has an even stronger batch of headsplitting tunes made up of elements of garage-, synth- and post punk that right out of the gate delights with a distinct flavor of vintage Useless Eaters and Ausmuteants action in the opening track Pillager, complemented with a note of psych-/acid Punk á la Pow! in Moneyman while Big Hat – one of two holdovers first heard on their 2021 Mammon Machine EP – has a bit of a Strange Attractor vibe and Dopaminer may easily fool you into thinking it’s an exceptionally strong Why Bother? tune. Further, i can imagine friends of the likes of slightly more dungeon-flavored like Curta’n Wall or Oslo’s own eggpunks Molbo getting a kick outta this shit.

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Citric Dummies – Split With Turnstile

This is a great week to channel your inner basic punk bitch as at least three out of the four records i’m posting today aren’t exactly gonna win any awards for innovation and originality but make up for it by sheer competence in songwriting and determined sledgehammer performances. And so does this new Citric Dummies Record (which is exactly as much a split record as Zen and the Arcade of Beating Your Ass was a Hüsker Dü record and Die Nasty had any Rikk Agnew on it), which pretty much perfects the group’s formula combining lots of Dead Boys energy with some Rocket From The Tombs and Death-informed proto punk flourishes, some pre-Rollins Black Flag- and Bad Brains-ish early hardcore punk to a highly flammable concoction that, despite inspiring all that retro name dropping, manages to feel weirdly contemporary.

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Imploders – Targeted For Termination

Fuck yeah it’s yet another Imploders record free of big surprises but also free of disappointments. As before they seem to lean entirely on oldschool hardcore bits and tropes, none of which wouldn’t have existed already by 1983 at the very latest. The shit just works ‘cos the Toronto group knows one or two things about robustly constructing a catchy tune and hammering it home in a powerful precision attack.

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Glueman – Glueman III

As with their previous two-and-a-half EPs, Denver, Colorado group Glueman ain’t fucking around here, sticking to their basics in the form of no-frills straightforward and noisy garage punk that never fails to hit the nail right on the head with this bunch of new tunes which are gonna have admirers of shit á la Buck Biloxi, Sick Thoughts, The Dirts or Bart and the Brats approvingly bobbing along once again.

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Snooper – Worldwide

The Nashville, Tennessee eggpunk übergroup is back with a second LP that ain’t nearly as radical a departure from their previous work as the thumping electric beats of the preview track Worldwide would’ve had us believe at first. Rather, after the culture shock of their first LP which saw their first live band incarnation ripping through most of the early EPs’ material with unrelenting hardcore intensity, this new one is in parts a bit of a return to the playful and varied experimentation of their early days. Like with its predecessor, we’ve heard some of these tunes before in one form or another, most notably Subdivision, which has first been heard all the way back in 2022 on their Town Topic 7″ and the Beatles cover tune Come Together which goes even further back, first appearing on 2021’s G.T.R.R.C. III compilation, though both have been given a thorough makover here and so have most of the previously known tunes. What can is say, this album is yet another fun, glorious freakout of quirky, catchy noise on the fringes of garage- and post punk that never seems to run out of steam and ideas.

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