Are you aware of the demented horror that is german schlager music? 'Cos i'm not quite sure if you can comprehend this bottomless pit of pure anguish if you haven't grown up constantly tortured by its utter tastelessness, total lack of creativity and its embarrassingly self-unconscious deutsch-ness. Well unfortunately, schlager music has so far been on every single pre-owned cassette i've started stockpiling to put some Verspannung on (new ones have become quite expensive, due to supply shortages of iron oxide…). Yeah that's right, roughly from #18 till now, every tape i've repurposed has greeted me with Die Flippers or some shit, what a fucking disappointment! I wonder if with higher priced tapes (then and now), the stuff previously recorded on them will gradually get more classy? Or maybe if i go for the absolute bottom of the barrel instead, is there a chance i'd encounter something surprising, actually? Maybe even something punk-adjacent? But then again, Punks never throw shit away and also won't be able to find that old tape ever again inside their numerous piles of crap. It seems that, despite their lack of accountability in all things musical and cultural, schlager fans appear to be a lot better organized when it comes to their little caves. You know, actually selling their old shit on Ebay and all that…
How many bands can i actually squeeze on a C-60 if i really put my mind to it? Exactly fourty, it turns out! Thus, i've now cracked my previous record of thirty-eight. So this is a fast one and in turn, the next one will inevitably be a bit more sleepy. Friends of darkness and despair may have to to be patient until then, i guess.
Oh, and last but not least, there's that little detail you might've already noticed of the mixtapes sounding less shit from now on. Actually, that has been already the case since #27. Instead of the underwater gurgling sounds of yesteryear, mixtapes are gonna shine with some appropriately Mid-Fi quality again. For that to happen, Mixcloud collects a 11€ bribe from me each month. As i'm actually a poor sucker, i certainly won't object if you decide to help me foot the bill using the tipping feature.
Okay, enough of me talking shit. Now let's listen to some quality dung!
Hogar Alles ist falsch LLGOONS Virtual World Liquid Face Levitate Sex Mex Skeleton MSOL King Of The Road Tha Spewz 4 Str 4 Stam Lafff Box Face Klazo Fast 'n' Loose Connie Voltaire Liquids Total Nada Asimilacion Axe Rash Madonna/Whore
Soft Torture Artichoke Tetanus Life is Pain Quo Vadis Criminal Auto Parasite Lamictal Violent Convulsions Laffer Saving Face Piss Me Off Relief Schizos Kill Your Town Counter Control Consent Futile Act! Red Alert X-Acto Smell Like Beef
Silicone Values 1977 Aspanya Ja És Tard Babe Ruthless Bad Seed Μπριτζολιτσεσ Βζιν 208 That House Split System Hit Me Lexan Plastic Echo Chamber Enemic Interior Enemic Interior Bau Cancer
Catastrophic Dance Ensemble Pay Me Secret Agent Heacheese Spoon People Beta Máximo Soy retardado C.E.O. Yer Not Scum I am The Uglies 2022 Feed Criminal Damage Toe Ring This is the End Belly Jelly Goin Up The Country Zoids Chernobyl
Eyes Ninety Red Steer Night Lunch Death Bulge 5000 Huvet Svarta Hål Mop Buckets Drink I Am Drinking Nicfit Stink Self Improvement Filling Time
New Oblivion You Were Nothing Milt Rising Inflation Marbled Eye Dirty Water Joy Cleaner Selling The Mood Kids on a Crime Spree When Can I See You Again? Sweet Knives Don't Think Too Much
The Carrion Crawlers Land of Nothing Work Ethic Movin' Out Septic Weighted Blanket Paranoise Body Farm Zhoop Wwiii SKXI Crystal Meth Superstar Foil Peruvian Coke Final Fukker Emergency Weenog Curse Glands Generic Waste
Baby Tyler Problems Real People Enough About Human Rights Nuts (What Rhymes With) Big Data Vision Demon But you Print Head Collection Of Habits Spodee Boy Hell To Pay Slimex Dreamwidth Billiam Song 3 The Tyrds Wow You're Cool Steroid Rockin In The Free World
Guitar Magazine How Do You Know Insane Urge I Feel Fine Landlords 1-2-X-U AJ Cortes And The Burglars Never Ever Research Reactor Corp What The Fuck Kill Surf City No Chance Paranoise Flesh Vines Tupperware Sparse Gorilla Knifefight Emergency Shut-Off Switch Feed Off The Grid Djinn Damaged Pure Filth Give In Fashion Change House Of Trash Piss Kinks Light A Fire Asesinato Manufactured Crisis
Necro Heads Positive God Plutonium I See No Blueprint Nail In The Coffin Strangelight The World Needs Laughter T.L.B.M. N A R K Feeding Tube Stuck Nylon Deth Metal Glands Boring Shit Jailer Human Momentum Poison Ruïn Phalanx Half Idiot My Home Town Air Vent Dweller Heat Wave Daughter Bat And The Lip Stings Botched Boob Job Science Man Sharp Dressed Man
Turbogoblin RX Big-Hat The Mute Servants Broken Ladder Operants Grey Inbtwn Mononegatives Vision to a Screen Plot Reaction Formation Toilet Rats Barricaded Mr. Node Vaccinate Me! Törner '86 Ent(t)törner Mayge I Am A Failure Fib You Baraka Face Junta Tv Narodowa
Deadletter Pop Culture Connoisseur Italia 90 DINO (Dangerous In Name Only) Liiek Deep Pore Black Mold Time To Make a Living Los Tarzanillos Todo lo que quieras Du-Rag Dents And Bumps Seablite Ink Bleeds Onan Servo We Could Build A Sun On Earth Ingrates Don't Wanna Work Dan Webb And The Spiders Missed Eclipse Horsegirl Billy
Safety Net Be With You Success The Fool Nervous Triggers Radiation Suit Dudd Dilemma I'm No Phony! Silicon Heartbeat X-22 Finale Mi Cambio Climático Cherry Cheeks Trauma Bar Mateo Manic Escalator To A Black Hole Smirk Cop Caller Metdog Bins At Barkley Square Pinch Points Reasons To Be Anxious Liquid Lunch Dirty Hands Letha Runnin' Rude Television Death of Me
Strange Colours Say What You Want to Say Rik and the Pigs Off/On Pack Rat Next Time Hit Me Repulsion Switch Berlin The Monsters I Love You Schizos I'm Always First Zhoop Fighting For Control Semtex 87 Robbed You Body Cam Hit And Run Peoples Temple Peoples Temple Ztuped I Can't Stand the Light Imploders Beatin' On The Brain Hot Load Divine Trainwreck
Honey Radar Medium Mary Todd Hungry Man Same Mistake Big Heet Octogenarians Christian Fitness Guildford Specific Art Halk Pavillon Al Pacinos Sister I Can Tell You're Not From Round Here Tommy Cossack Down On The Ground Tics Dopehead Traps PS Relics Alien Nosejob Crusader of Coles
Mystery Girl Loveline Invecil Las cucarachas vuelan Mononegatives Terminal Voices Pleaser The Dream Stalled Minds Led By Instinct Sewer Brigade Barcelona The Chisel What Was Mine Glaas Easy Living Gyrate Sick, the Better Ugly Twin Let You Down
Teenage Cenobite No Tears Captain Kazan Oozing Green Deformer Finger Foot The Cowboy Sail On Shove Chopper Tunic Demoralize Refedex Backburner Violent Change What Have They Done Bzdet Remont
Jackson Reid Briggs Monster Sgt. Papers Sandwich de Monda Print Head Zombie Ricky Hell & The Voidboys Burn Out Together Honey Radar Consult The Napkin Silicone Values Streaming TV Cotton Crown Crystal Ball Low Life Agony & XTC
Aborted Tortoise Stage Banter Bitter//Washed Party Wave Billiam Tape Boy Feed More & More & More White Stains Laughing Gas Yleiset Syyt Opportunistin Alkuilta Languid Apocalyptic Scars Fumes Dumpster Dive Glycerol Hardcore Stinks Baghead Scab
Judy And The Jerks Mischief Night Urin Płonę Nasti One Less Piece of Shit Mouthparts Fake Meat / Real Meat Stockhausen & The Amplified Riot Animal Night Train Why Bother? More Brains The Gobs Faces Of Death Disli Ausencia Ganadora Gee Tee Vee Wanked Off By The Wolfmann Eugh There's A Ghost In My House
Big Bopper Gold Diggers Manifesto Cutters Midnight Bus Deodorant Top Urn Pink Dice Deficit Deficit Dye Under Pressure Doms Model Head Fast Food Desensitized
Lappen Nackt im Keller Liquids Fuck Up Cherry Cheeks D.A.C. 3D & The Holograms MS-DOS Smirk Minuscule Amounts Dudd Dilemma Figure It Out Mononegatives Myoclonic Reality Suspended
Maniac Chance Laughing Gear New Estate Daisy Daisy Toothfairy Constant Cold War Swarm Rider/Horse Tremolo Harm John (timestwo) Stadium Of No
Nightwatchers Their Turn Trying to Rule the World Algara Economía Mess Traidores C.O.F.F.I.N City Sun Dead Finks (My Human) Extinction Mini Skirt Diy Nightmare
María en Drogas Bulldog Big Jar Of Mayo Shit City Spit Kink Get It Tommy Cossack Anti Mold Paint Frvits Your Shopping Cart Misses You Gluer The Room AJ Cortes And The Burglars Energy Blast Lafff Box Master Fix Sinn Silikon Armes Tier Pork Belly Scab Picker Coax Tenement The Q-Tips Idiot Savant Gorilla Knifefight You Won't Forget Milwaukee Again Cyborg 1-12 Pissing On The Pavement Abandoned Planets Dumpster Cosmetics Badge Grabber Men In Black The Gobs Friends With Joan Jett Bad Anxiety No Shit Spodee Boy Dark Days Motor Corp Twice As Violent As I Was (Revisited) The Freak Fractures Personal Damage Control of You Antibodies Boat Burner P.S.Y.W.A.R. His Masters Voice Imploders Shoot To Kill Precipice In The Depth Of Well Stunted Youth Stunted Youth Strong Boys Pink Death Zhoop Who? Fright Eye Glad I´m Not You Chubby and the Gang It's Me Who'll Pay
Side B
Tracklist:
Amyl and The Sniffers Security Elephant Rifle A Bird, A Plane, A Stupid Man Ilusión Metiche Pist Idiots Deadshit Sex Work Secrets Cere Uncanny Valley Macros Iron Fucker Power Balance Hola Escoliosis Stuck Serf the Web Fashion Pimps And The Glamazons V.R. Yes I'm Leaving Swamp Heavy Metal I Am Something Deck In The Pit Click (And They Go Clack) TV Dust Good For you Elastic Heads Pariah Death Gang Remains Chain Cult We're Not Alone Oi Boys 200km/h Raw Plastic Handle With Care Crescent Ridge Wrong Number Tough Cuffs Do It On Your Own
Modecenter Grease Meal Animator Big Bopper Math Show Rearranged Face History Of Things To Come The Freakees The Middle Los Blobs Asalto Lysol C-4 Foil Rat King Kretin Bay Of Fakes Μπριτζολιτσεσ Μη (Don't) Debt Cult Southport Sharpest Weapons D. Sablu So Sorry The Lipschitz Squabble Credit Bureau Double Wide Spielo Sparschwein Rakete Fehlstart Brüssel 2057 Monoburro Bienvenidxs a la Nueva Era Thee Hearses Space Invader Slimex Pressure C.H.I.M.P Slug
Side B
Tracklist:
Upper Wilds Love Song #5 Vacation VFTA Psychic Flowers Coming to Collect Dog Heaven Slip Away Cuello La Resi Tongues of Fire Numb Old Moon Past Lives DDR Limited Liability Choke Boy Old Block Retreaters Something Grows Here The Tubs Two Person Love
Black Pus Hey Creepers Nusidm Controlled By A Plant Super Cheap Busted Night Lunch Scary Car Meat Wave For Sale Off Peak Arson Garbagehead Skeleton Glove Booze Ghoul Canal Irreal Manarchist Psico Galera No Manifesto DEB5000 Rats Chain Whip Laguna Bleach Bootlicker Hunting Polluter Burn The Cage CB Wife ICD10 Hollow Words Direct Threat Stand and Fight Yugo Rendición Bug Bite Free Pisces Disaster Disaster New Adults Neighbor Bzdet Ziemia
Side B
Tracklist:
Astute Palate A Little Proof Scientists Outsider Pearie Sol Real Happiness During Birds of Juneau LLRR 境界 Nomos 751 To Kanoniko Mononegatives Vision Out Scope Rubber Room Chemical Imbalance Shit Knife Cherry Coke Summer Cavity Boy Josiah Laxisme L'étau The Gobs Breaking Bottles (In The Street) The Dirtiest Robot Lids Furniture Pigeon Refuse To Obey Cemento No Ambition Fake Nudes Cinnamon Jade / Better Billy Joel Sweet Teeth Acid Rain
