Verspannungskassette #31 (C-90)

Far Cor­ners Pull To One Side
Pat­ti West West Mid­west
Bobo C. S. S.
Big Bop­per Good Friends
Dog Lips Stain
Un­known Lib­er­ty A Field Of Veg­eta­bles
Stun­ner Rot­ten Fruit
Thought Con­trol Hatelust
Church Clothes No Good Deed
C-Krit Neg­a­tive Ap­proach Lyrics
Hip­py­fuck­ers Bad Light
An­i­mat­ed Vi­o­lence Called It
Duck Every­thing For Every­one
Hol­ly­wood Fuck­heads I'm Not Afraid Of You

No Fix Hell's on the In­side
Bal­loon Thief My Ver­min
Liq­uid Lunch Gaslight the Land­lord
The Crawlies Way It Goes
La Hi­ja del Apoc­alip­is 02:30 am
Die Ver­lier­er Die Zeit
Split Sys­tem Climb­ing
Big Ba­by Just Suckin'
Print Head Slip­pin
Rudix Jaulas
Mus­tard Slip­pin' and Slidin'
Mar­ty Brass Keep it Swing­ing, Bob
Teeth of Eng­land God Mak­er

Bam­bara Myth­ic Love
Meat Wave Hon­est Liv­ing
Noc­tur­nal Prose Black Mar­ble Grave
On­look­er Glo­ry
Thee Al­co­holics She's The Man
Adulkt Life Book Of Curs­es
Metz De­mo­li­tion Row
Girls In Syn­the­sis En­veloped
Coins Par­al­lèles Ne rien faire

Iso­tope Soap In Need Of Sys­tem­at­ic En­tropy
Ony­on Fell Na­turell
Tet­nis Punch Drunk Junk
Mod­ern Cyn­ics Stop
Star Par­ty No Ex­cuse
In­grates Kickin' Down The Doors!
Spooky Vi­sions The Pound­ing of the Nail
Klint De­saster
The Serfs Pol­i­tics of Empti­ness

Verspannungskassette #30 (2x C-60)

It looks a lot as if i'm gonna be oc­cu­pied by some­thing oth­er than this blog for a few weeks so don't pan­ic if things are get­ting a bit qui­et here tem­porar­i­ly. At least i man­aged to shit out a new mix­tape and since there's been a lot go­ing on re­cent­ly, i made it a dou­ble fea­ture. Four sides with four rather dif­fer­ent vibes. You'll hear from me again in a cou­ple weeks.

Pa­perniks Seg­ment F
Pinch Points Am I Okay?
Traps PS CCTV
Szlauch Gnidy
Cold Com­fort Suck My Blood (Please Don't)
Äd­wud Wild Breed
Thee Deluxe Spent
Moron's Mo­rons Alexa
F.E.I.D.L. Taube

Chi­nese Junk Fuck You, I'm Broke
Liq­uid Face 122 Hours of Fear
Zhoop Love & Hate
Spewed Brain Spewed Brain
Slimerot Brain­rot
Es­tra­go Ca­de­nas y Muros
Rwetes Wiecej Kosci­o­la
Kilo­ff And The Neigh­bors Wari­at
Lit­tle Green Men On The Plan­et Mars

Nug­giez The Creeps
Uzu­ma­ki Gri­mosi­dad de es­quele­to
Sweat Poor Ex­e­cu­tion
Last Quok­ka Cue
Mil­i­tarie Gun Dis­pos­able Plas­tic Trash

Dead Years Able to Run
Sched­ule 1 An­oth­er
Hu­man Is­sue Saved
Spite House Afraid
The Un­fit The Big Ma­chine

A Place to Bury Strangers Ring­ing Bells
Die! Die! Die! Los­ing Sight, Keep On Kick­ing
Laramie Jr. Just Like Home
Ri­fle Feet First
Sül­lyedö Világ Vala­mi Baj Van
Ce­men­to Ce­men­to

Des­per­ate Hell Freaks In Sea­son
Gy­rate Be­neath Me
Bee­hive Neigh­bor­hood GOP Op­er­a­tive
ÖPNV Rasthof
The Drin For The Tsa­ri­na

Why Both­er? Tues­day Morn­ing
Bode­ga Stat­ue Auf Dem Ste­htisch
Vaguess Turn It Off
Su­sans Hands
Stiff Drinks New Anx­i­ety
Sex Mex Shit Me Out
C.H.I.M.P Ya Took The Words Right Out­ta My Mouth

Kat Haus I Wan­na Bite Ya
Wal­do Fal­do Mono Del Perú
The Gobs Dick­head Is­land
Dead Stare Bring
Chub­by and the Gang Twice Shy
Lethal Lim­its Uni­ver­sal Flow
Ba­by Ghosts Who Gives A Shit

Verspannungskassette #29 (C-60)

Are you aware of the de­ment­ed hor­ror that is ger­man schlager mu­sic? 'Cos i'm not quite sure if you can com­pre­hend this bot­tom­less pit of pure an­guish if you haven't grown up con­stant­ly tor­tured by its ut­ter taste­less­ness, to­tal lack of cre­ativ­i­ty and its em­bar­rass­ing­ly self-un­con­scious deutsch-ness. Well un­for­tu­nate­ly, schlager mu­sic has so far been on every sin­gle pre-owned cas­sette i've start­ed stock­pil­ing to put some Verspan­nung on (new ones have be­come quite ex­pen­sive, due to sup­ply short­ages of iron ox­ide…). Yeah that's right, rough­ly from #18 till now, every tape i've re­pur­posed has greet­ed me with Die Flip­pers or some shit, what a fuck­ing dis­ap­point­ment! I won­der if with high­er priced tapes (then and now), the stuff pre­vi­ous­ly record­ed on them will grad­u­al­ly get more classy? Or maybe if i go for the ab­solute bot­tom of the bar­rel in­stead, is there a chance i'd en­counter some­thing sur­pris­ing, ac­tu­al­ly? Maybe even some­thing punk-ad­ja­cent? But then again, Punks nev­er throw shit away and al­so won't be able to find that old tape ever again in­side their nu­mer­ous piles of crap. It seems that, de­spite their lack of ac­count­abil­i­ty in all things mu­si­cal and cul­tur­al, schlager fans ap­pear to be a lot bet­ter or­ga­nized when it comes to their lit­tle caves. You know, ac­tu­al­ly sell­ing their old shit on Ebay and all that…

How many bands can i ac­tu­al­ly squeeze on a C-60 if i re­al­ly put my mind to it? Ex­act­ly four­ty, it turns out! Thus, i've now cracked my pre­vi­ous record of thir­ty-eight. So this is a fast one and in turn, the next one will in­evitably be a bit more sleepy. Friends of dark­ness and de­spair may have to to be pa­tient un­til then, i guess.

Oh, and last but not least, there's that lit­tle de­tail you might've al­ready no­ticed of the mix­tapes sound­ing less shit from now on. Ac­tu­al­ly, that has been al­ready the case since #27. In­stead of the un­der­wa­ter gur­gling sounds of yes­ter­year, mix­tapes are gonna shine with some ap­pro­pri­ate­ly Mid-Fi qual­i­ty again. For that to hap­pen, Mix­cloud col­lects a 11€ bribe from me each month. As i'm ac­tu­al­ly a poor suck­er, i cer­tain­ly won't ob­ject if you de­cide to help me foot the bill us­ing the tip­ping fea­ture.

Okay, enough of me talk­ing shit. Now let's lis­ten to some qual­i­ty dung!

Hog­ar Alles ist falsch
LLGOONS Vir­tu­al World
Liq­uid Face Lev­i­tate
Sex Mex Skele­ton
MSOL King Of The Road
Tha Spewz 4 Str 4 Stam
Lafff Box Face
Kla­zo Fast 'n' Loose
Con­nie Voltaire Liq­uids
To­tal Na­da Asim­i­la­cion
Axe Rash Madonna/​Whore

Soft Tor­ture Ar­ti­choke
Tetanus Life is Pain
Quo Vadis Crim­i­nal
Au­to Par­a­site
Lam­ic­tal Vi­o­lent Con­vul­sions
Laf­fer Sav­ing Face
Piss Me Off Re­lief
Schizos Kill Your Town
Counter Con­trol Con­sent
Fu­tile Act! Red Alert
X-Ac­to Smell Like Beef

Sil­i­cone Val­ues 1977
As­panya Ja És Tard
Babe Ruth­less Bad Seed
Μπριτζολιτσεσ Βζιν
208 That House
Split Sys­tem Hit Me
Lex­an Plas­tic Echo Cham­ber
En­e­mic In­te­ri­or En­e­mic In­te­ri­or
Bau Can­cer

Cat­a­stroph­ic Dance En­sem­ble Pay Me
Se­cret Agent Heacheese Spoon Peo­ple
Be­ta Máx­i­mo Soy re­tar­da­do
C.E.O. Yer Not Scum I am
The Uglies 2022
Feed Crim­i­nal Dam­age
Toe Ring This is the End
Bel­ly Jel­ly Goin Up The Coun­try
Zoids Cher­nobyl

Verspannungskassette #28 (C-60)

Eyes Nine­ty Red Steer
Night Lunch Death Bulge 5000
Hu­vet Svar­ta Hål
Mop Buck­ets Drink I Am Drink­ing
Nic­fit Stink
Self Im­prove­ment Fill­ing Time

New Obliv­ion You Were Noth­ing
Milt Ris­ing In­fla­tion
Mar­bled Eye Dirty Wa­ter
Joy Clean­er Sell­ing The Mood
Kids on a Crime Spree When Can I See You Again?
Sweet Knives Don't Think Too Much

The Car­rion Crawlers Land of Noth­ing
Work Eth­ic Movin' Out
Sep­tic Weight­ed Blan­ket
Para­noise Body Farm
Zhoop Wwi­ii
SKXI Crys­tal Meth Su­per­star
Foil Pe­ru­vian Coke
Fi­nal Fukker Emer­gency
Weenog Curse
Glands Gener­ic Waste

Ba­by Tyler Prob­lems
Re­al Peo­ple Enough About Hu­man Rights
Nuts (What Rhymes With) Big Da­ta
Vi­sion De­mon But you
Print Head Col­lec­tion Of Habits
Spodee Boy Hell To Pay
Slimex Dreamwidth
Bil­liam Song 3
The Tyrds Wow You're Cool
Steroid Rockin In The Free World

Verspannungskassette #27 (C-90)

Gui­tar Mag­a­zine How Do You Know
In­sane Urge I Feel Fine
Land­lords 1-2-X-U
AJ Cortes And The Bur­glars Nev­er Ever
Re­search Re­ac­tor Corp What The Fuck
Kill Surf City No Chance
Para­noise Flesh Vines
Tup­per­ware Sparse
Go­ril­la Knife­fight Emer­gency Shut-Off Switch
Feed Off The Grid
Djinn Dam­aged
Pure Filth Give In
Fash­ion Change House Of Trash
Piss Kinks Light A Fire
As­esina­to Man­u­fac­tured Cri­sis

Necro Heads Pos­i­tive
God Plu­to­ni­um I See No
Blue­print Nail In The Cof­fin
Strange­light The World Needs Laugh­ter
T.L.B.M. N A R K
Feed­ing Tube Stuck
Ny­lon Deth Met­al
Glands Bor­ing Shit
Jail­er Hu­man Mo­men­tum
Poi­son Ruïn Pha­lanx
Half Id­iot My Home Town
Air Vent Dweller Heat Wave
Daugh­ter Bat And The Lip Stings Botched Boob Job
Sci­ence Man Sharp Dressed Man

Tur­bo­gob­lin RX Big-Hat
The Mute Ser­vants Bro­ken Lad­der
Op­er­ants Grey Inbtwn
Mononeg­a­tives Vi­sion to a Screen
Plot Re­ac­tion For­ma­tion
Toi­let Rats Bar­ri­cad­ed
Mr. Node Vac­ci­nate Me!
Törn­er '86 Ent(t)törner
Mayge I Am A Fail­ure
Fib You
Bara­ka Face Jun­ta Tv Nar­o­dowa

Deadlet­ter Pop Cul­ture Con­nois­seur
Italia 90 DINO (Dan­ger­ous In Name On­ly)
Li­iek Deep Pore
Black Mold Time To Make a Liv­ing
Los Tarzanil­los To­do lo que quieras
Du-Rag Dents And Bumps
Seablite Ink Bleeds
Onan Ser­vo We Could Build A Sun On Earth
In­grates Don't Wan­na Work
Dan Webb And The Spi­ders Missed Eclipse
Horse­girl Bil­ly

Verspannungskassette #26 (C-90)

Safe­ty Net Be With You
Suc­cess The Fool
Ner­vous Trig­gers Ra­di­a­tion Suit
Dudd Dilem­ma I'm No Pho­ny!
Sil­i­con Heart­beat X-22
Fi­nale Mi Cam­bio Climáti­co
Cher­ry Cheeks Trau­ma Bar
Ma­teo Man­ic Es­ca­la­tor To A Black Hole
Smirk Cop Caller
Met­dog Bins At Barkley Square
Pinch Points Rea­sons To Be Anx­ious
Liq­uid Lunch Dirty Hands
Letha Run­nin'
Rude Tele­vi­sion Death of Me

Strange Colours Say What You Want to Say
Rik and the Pigs Off/​On
Pack Rat Next Time Hit Me
Re­pul­sion Switch Berlin
The Mon­sters I Love You
Schizos I'm Al­ways First
Zhoop Fight­ing For Con­trol
Sem­tex 87 Robbed You
Body Cam Hit And Run
Peo­ples Tem­ple Peo­ples Tem­ple
Ztuped I Can't Stand the Light
Im­ploders Beat­in' On The Brain
Hot Load Di­vine Train­wreck

Hon­ey Radar Medi­um Mary Todd
Hun­gry Man Same Mis­take
Big Heet Oc­to­ge­nar­i­ans
Chris­t­ian Fit­ness Guild­ford Spe­cif­ic
Art Halk Pavil­lon
Al Pa­ci­nos Sis­ter I Can Tell You're Not From Round Here
Tom­my Cos­sack Down On The Ground
Tics Dope­head
Traps PS Relics
Alien Nose­job Cru­sad­er of Coles

Mys­tery Girl Love­line
In­ve­cil Las cu­carachas vue­lan
Mononeg­a­tives Ter­mi­nal Voic­es
Pleas­er The Dream
Stalled Minds Led By In­stinct
Sew­er Brigade Barcelona
The Chis­el What Was Mine
Glaas Easy Liv­ing
Gy­rate Sick, the Bet­ter
Ug­ly Twin Let You Down

Verspannungskassette # 25 (C-60)

Teenage Ceno­bite No Tears
Cap­tain Kazan Ooz­ing Green
De­former Fin­ger Foot
The Cow­boy Sail On
Shove Chop­per
Tu­nic De­mor­al­ize
Refedex Back­burn­er
Vi­o­lent Change What Have They Done
Bzdet Re­mont

Jack­son Reid Brig­gs Mon­ster
Sgt. Pa­pers Sand­wich de Mon­da
Print Head Zom­bie
Ricky Hell & The Void­boys Burn Out To­geth­er
Hon­ey Radar Con­sult The Nap­kin
Sil­i­cone Val­ues Stream­ing TV
Cot­ton Crown Crys­tal Ball
Low Life Agony & XTC

Abort­ed Tor­toise Stage Ban­ter
Bitter/​/​Washed Par­ty Wave
Bil­liam Tape Boy
Feed More & More & More
White Stains Laugh­ing Gas
Yleiset Syyt Op­por­tunistin Alkuil­ta
Lan­guid Apoc­a­lyp­tic Scars
Fumes Dump­ster Dive
Glyc­erol Hard­core Stinks
Bag­head Scab

Judy And The Jerks Mis­chief Night
Urin Płonę
Nas­ti One Less Piece of Shit
Mouth­parts Fake Meat /​ Re­al Meat
Stock­hausen & The Am­pli­fied Ri­ot An­i­mal Night Train
Why Both­er? More Brains
The Gobs Faces Of Death
Dis­li Ausen­cia Ganado­ra
Gee Tee Vee Wanked Off By The Wolf­mann
Eu­gh There's A Ghost In My House

Verspannungskassette #24 (C-60)

Big Bop­per Gold Dig­gers Man­i­festo
Cut­ters Mid­night Bus
De­odor­ant Top
Urn Pink Dice
Deficit Deficit
Dye Un­der Pres­sure
Doms Mod­el Head
Fast Food De­sen­si­tized

Lap­pen Nackt im Keller
Liq­uids Fuck Up
Cher­ry Cheeks D.A.C.
3D & The Holo­grams MS-DOS
Smirk Mi­nus­cule Amounts
Dudd Dilem­ma Fig­ure It Out
Mononeg­a­tives My­oclonic
Re­al­i­ty Sus­pend­ed

Ma­ni­ac Chance
Laugh­ing Gear New Es­tate
Daisy Daisy Tooth­fairy
Con­stant Cold War Swarm
Rider/​Horse Tremo­lo Harm
John (timest­wo) Sta­di­um Of No

Night­watch­ers Their Turn Try­ing to Rule the World
Al­gara Economía
Mess Traidores
C.O.F.F.I.N City Sun
Dead Finks (My Hu­man) Ex­tinc­tion
Mi­ni Skirt Diy Night­mare

Verspannungskassette #23 (C-90)

Side A

Track­list:

María en Dro­gas Bull­dog
Big Jar Of Mayo Shit City
Spit Kink Get It
Tom­my Cos­sack An­ti Mold Paint
Frvits Your Shop­ping Cart Miss­es You
Gluer The Room
AJ Cortes And The Bur­glars En­er­gy Blast
Lafff Box Mas­ter
Fix Sinn
Si­likon Armes Tier
Pork Bel­ly Scab Pick­er
Coax Ten­e­ment
The Q-Tips Id­iot Sa­vant
Go­ril­la Knife­fight You Won't For­get Mil­wau­kee Again
Cy­borg 1-12 Piss­ing On The Pave­ment
Aban­doned Plan­ets Dump­ster Cos­met­ics
Badge Grab­ber Men In Black
The Gobs Friends With Joan Jett
Bad Anx­i­ety No Shit
Spodee Boy Dark Days
Mo­tor Corp Twice As Vi­o­lent As I Was (Re­vis­it­ed)
The Freak Frac­tures
Per­son­al Dam­age Con­trol of You
An­ti­bod­ies Boat Burn­er
P.S.Y.W.A.R. His Mas­ters Voice
Im­ploders Shoot To Kill
Precipice In The Depth Of Well
Stunt­ed Youth Stunt­ed Youth
Strong Boys Pink Death
Zhoop Who?
Fright Eye Glad I´m Not You
Chub­by and the Gang It's Me Who'll Pay

Side B

Track­list:

Amyl and The Snif­fers Se­cu­ri­ty
Ele­phant Ri­fle A Bird, A Plane, A Stu­pid Man
Ilusión Metiche
Pist Id­iots Dead­shit
Sex Work Se­crets
Cere Un­can­ny Val­ley
Macros Iron Fuck­er
Pow­er Bal­ance Ho­la Es­co­l­io­sis
Stuck Serf the Web
Fash­ion Pimps And The Glama­zons V.R.
Yes I'm Leav­ing Swamp
Heavy Met­al I Am Some­thing
Deck In The Pit Click (And They Go Clack)
TV Dust Good For you
Elas­tic Heads Pari­ah
Death Gang Re­mains
Chain Cult We're Not Alone
Oi Boys 200km/​h
Raw Plas­tic Han­dle With Care
Cres­cent Ridge Wrong Num­ber
Tough Cuffs Do It On Your Own

Verspannungskassette #22 (C-60)

Side A

Track­list:

Mod­e­cen­ter Grease
Meal An­i­ma­tor
Big Bop­per Math Show
Re­arranged Face His­to­ry Of Things To Come
The Frea­kees The Mid­dle
Los Blobs Asalto
Lysol C-4
Foil Rat King
Kretin Bay Of Fakes
Μπριτζολιτσεσ Μη (Don't)
Debt Cult South­port Sharpest Weapons
D. Sablu So Sor­ry
The Lip­schitz Squab­ble
Cred­it Bu­reau Dou­ble Wide
Spielo Sparschwein
Rakete Fehlstart Brüs­sel 2057
Monobur­ro Bi­en­venidxs a la Nue­va Era
Thee Hears­es Space In­vad­er
Slimex Pres­sure
C.H.I.M.P Slug

Side B

Track­list:

Up­per Wilds Love Song #5
Va­ca­tion VFTA
Psy­chic Flow­ers Com­ing to Col­lect
Dog Heav­en Slip Away
Cuel­lo La Re­si
Tongues of Fire Numb
Old Moon Past Lives
DDR Lim­it­ed Li­a­bil­i­ty
Choke Boy Old Block
Re­treaters Some­thing Grows Here
The Tubs Two Per­son Love